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you guys, you all
hey what are youns doin tonight
by Brett May 22, 2003

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The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.
My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.
by Brett March 08, 2005

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When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.
If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.
by Brett May 06, 2003

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A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.
"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"
by brett March 23, 2005

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The Italian infinitve form of the verb "to fuck." Conjugation is up to those who already know enough Italian to do so.
Ti scopa!
by Brett April 07, 2004

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to get caught, arrested, or captured by police or some other authority figure.
The cops saw us skipping school so we all got roped up.
by Brett August 29, 2003

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To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.
Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?
by Brett December 28, 2002

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