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Definitions by BreadTaken

Gacha Kid 

those edgy little fuckers who think black people are weird just by looking at their skin
Commander: Open Fire!
Soldier: But they're kids sir!
Commander: so!? they're gacha kids who the fuck gives a shit?!
Gacha Kid by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

If you are new to Urban Dictionary, we welcome you we want you to feel like you belong, don't use the other website called Merriam Webster or whatever they call it, those guys don't know anything its too confusing to understand their definitions anyway.
The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:

man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
Urban Dictionary by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Dark Humor 

A joke made by American Slaves which is why it was considered dark in the first place
Tyrone: ey man, you wanna hear a joke?
Denzel: sure man tell me
John: NO DARK HUMOR! GET BACK TO WORK!
Dark Humor by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Black part of a Banana 

The thing that your mom said its okay to eat
mom: why wont you finish your banana?
me: thats the black part of a banana no way im eating that.
mom: so?
me: its weird and gross
dad: so is your moms pussy but i still ate it
something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this
You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-
Time by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

de_assault 

The map in cs 1.6 that is very Terrorist sided, there are only 3 entrances and there is not enough time for Counter Terrorists considering in 1.6 you have to rescue ALL the hostages in order to win, the map was so shit that they have to make some changes to it by adding another entrance to the second floor and windows in the roof that you can barely see through
kid in 2000's: hey wanna play de_assault
other kid in 2000's: ew wtf that map is shit
de_assault by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
a very sad person who has nothing better to do in his life
Elon Musk: Ow! stop it, that hurts
bully: Shut up before I make you successful in life!
Bully by BreadTaken January 10, 2021