Brandon's definitions

Trinity, the

Goatse, Tubgirl, and the Harlequin Fetus, the 3 worst (or best) things on the internet as one.

Ive seen the whole Trinity. It changed my whole outlook on the world. It's that strong.

by Brandon June 24, 2003

High performance giggler pin

A high performance pin that sits in your turbo hydrolics. Giggle Giggle

bounce bounce

by Brandon November 23, 2003

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 19, 2004

crip

A Blue-ag wearing gang that originated in the 1960's. The Bloods are the rivals of this group.

This crip bKe cKrippin cKuzz

by brandon November 21, 2003

happycore

A type of music with high BPM and happy vocals and/or sounds. Mixed by DJs at Raves. UNDERGROUND!

Heart of Gold
Eternity
Break of Dawn

by Brandon December 10, 2003

cablecar

When you bust a nut on a girl's nipple and string it all the way to the other nipple.

I cablecarred that girl's tits with my nut.

by Brandon February 20, 2005