Brandon's definitions

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

TRADE

A masculine acting gay male

Is he trade or fish?

by Brandon July 30, 2003

doubley

twice as many without saying double

first we had to go to the assembly now we have to go back to class!! this day is doublely gay.

by brandon December 27, 2004

nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003

Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know

she loves to suck dick

by Brandon December 10, 2003

Blitzoff

The act of BLitzing off. Or to tell somone to "Blitz off", an invented word inspired by playing too much blitzball of ff10

Hey Mandy, Blitzoff!

by Brandon November 12, 2003