Brandon's definitions

beating

1) A chick who has a high maintenance/better-than-you attitude and acts like you aren't worth her time; 2) a chick who nags and is controlling in a relationship

origin: San Diego

dude, that chick is such a beating. she won't let John come to the movies with us because she thinks he'll go pickin up on other girls

OR

sheesh, that chick is a beating, she thinks she's better than everyone else

by Brandon April 4, 2005

pratce

Slang for practice

Used commonly as in the phrase "I'll keep pratce"

by brandon November 27, 2002

cablecar

When you bust a nut on a girl's nipple and string it all the way to the other nipple.

I cablecarred that girl's tits with my nut.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

by brandon October 1, 2004

Wally Walrus

I big fat girl

A fat blonde girl that walk like a walrus and has teeth like one a smells like on and eats fish

by Brandon February 9, 2004

cannonballing

Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished

Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?

by brandon February 1, 2004

Deed

To shit and vomit simultaneously.

As Andy knows, it is very difficult to do the deed and not make a mess.

by Brandon March 5, 2005