Brandon's definitions

Blazinweed

A student who is totally a 1337 h4x0r who currently attends Fleming Island Highschool. He comepletely pwns you all In Warcraft 3, Halo 2, and In everyday life. Compared to Blazinweed (teh brandon), you all suck hard.

Also referred to commonly as God

Dude, its teh 1337 Blazinweed! Bow down before he liek killzz us all!!

by Brandon April 6, 2005

HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.

In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.

by brandon April 5, 2005

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

beating

1) A chick who has a high maintenance/better-than-you attitude and acts like you aren't worth her time; 2) a chick who nags and is controlling in a relationship

origin: San Diego

dude, that chick is such a beating. she won't let John come to the movies with us because she thinks he'll go pickin up on other girls

OR

sheesh, that chick is a beating, she thinks she's better than everyone else

by Brandon April 4, 2005

Sentra

Sexy, perfect, beautiful

Rachael can only be described as a Sentra.

by Brandon March 18, 2005

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005

Deed

To shit and vomit simultaneously.

As Andy knows, it is very difficult to do the deed and not make a mess.

by Brandon March 5, 2005