BRANDON's definitions

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

homie

Vernacular Black English for someone from the same city as the speaker; now used by young urban whites as well.

Yo, homie, what it is?

by Brandon March 22, 2007

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon August 21, 2006

zed

the letter 'Z'.

Read the Bible from A to zed.

by Brandon July 24, 2006

money sauce

A defining moment in competition to belittle your opponent.

that full house was "money sauce," bitch.

by Brandon June 20, 2006

Yiddiot

A short way to say "You idiot!".

"you stepped on my foot, yiddiot!"

by brandon June 17, 2006

pump house

A reference to the act of having sex.

1)Hey D'mitri did you take that girl to the pump house last night?

2)Question: Where are you going tonight man?
Ans: I'm going to the pump house

by Brandon May 13, 2005