Brandon's definitions

noodle

A person who wiggles in all ways when they walk;specifically when they march.

Noodle Goldsmith is my example.

by brandon May 13, 2005

deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon May 13, 2005

8th

you dumbfucks, its always 3.5 grams and its like always $50, its an 8th of an ounce

Dave said he was gonna buy two dubs for $40, but I told him to save up $10 more and buy an 8th.

by brandon May 13, 2005

half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

by brandon May 13, 2005

da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt

Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!

by Brandon May 13, 2005

pie

(1)A circular food traditionally served as a desert or a main course if it contains meat.(2) The best comeback on earth for 6th grade idiots. (3) My favorite food

MMMMMMM...... that pie sure smells good.

Me: Dude you are a little 6th grade pimple faced wangsta queer

6th grader: PIE!!!???!!!

Yum I really like pie, in fact it is my favorite.

by brandon May 13, 2005

Shnaysh

Substitute for any profanity.

Could also be used in any of these combinations:

shnaysh-a-fras
shnaysh-a-quatch
shnaysh-a-pouch
shnaysh-a-fras in the pouch
shnaysh-a-root in the Bararar
...you get the idea

Shut up ya big shanysh!

by Brandon May 7, 2005