Brandon's definitions

tweaker

one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.

I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+

by brandon December 3, 2002

Capisce

Italiano Meaning of "Understand?" Often used by popular Mafioso bosses like John 'Dapper Don' Gotti

You fuckin piece of shit,you come around here again ya dead,capisce?!

by Brandon December 5, 2003

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.

In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.

by brandon April 5, 2005

plahoo

A word usually used when high on crack or acting like high on crack.

PLAHOO!!!!! *passes out*

by Brandon December 6, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

Mavarick

Maverick spelt wrong, cuz some people are english illiterate. And Maverick does NOT mean homosexual. The real meaning of Maverick is: One that refuses to abide by the dictates of or resists adherence to a group. In other words, somone who doesn't go witht the flow, or 'conform' with everyone else.

Maverick does not me homo, moron.

by Brandon November 13, 2003