Brandon's definitions
one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.
I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+
by brandon December 3, 2002

by Brandon December 5, 2003

by Brandon August 2, 2004

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.
In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.
by brandon April 5, 2005


A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
by Brandon January 4, 2005

Maverick spelt wrong, cuz some people are english illiterate. And Maverick does NOT mean homosexual. The real meaning of Maverick is: One that refuses to abide by the dictates of or resists adherence to a group. In other words, somone who doesn't go witht the flow, or 'conform' with everyone else.
by Brandon November 13, 2003
