Brandon's definitions

HOLMDEL

Holmdel is a town in New Jersey. Most people know of it only because of the PNC Bank Arts Center. Holmdel has huge houses, each with a basketball hoop even if there are no kids living in the house. While driving you'll see THE nicest cars until a random deer decides to pop out of nowhere. If you live in Holmdel you know of the following: BestBuy, the smell of skunk, how to illegally access the parkway, roadkill, the mysterious Emu one town over that are supposed to be extinct, HHS sucks, the red flashing lights on Bethany for the train don't necessarily mean stop because the damn train takes an hour to get there - but who is stupid enough to try and cross the tracks with the arms down anyway, there is a local Sears you pass by every now and then, but never go in, you've gone well over the speed limit on South Holland, and your business is everyone else's in a matter of five seconds. The best things to do in Holmdel are ... oh, that's right, nothing.

In Holmdel your best friend is boredom.

by brandon April 5, 2005

Ayass

Northern pronunciation of "ass" see also Bam Margera

God! What an ayass!

by Brandon December 5, 2003

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

MuffinBuns

Girl that loves to play games and have fun, also loves to be cute and funny. Has a great personality.

_____ MuffinBuns... you know

by Brandon November 16, 2004

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

by Brandon December 12, 2004

ringpiece

1. rectum
2. slang for a cool (a)person, (b)place or (c)thing.

1. I shit so much i tore my ringpiece.

2. (a)Who's that ringpiece?
(b)We gonna hang out at that ringpiece tonight?
(c)Lemme see that ringpiece for a sec.

by Brandon May 6, 2005