The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?
Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Girl means young woman, but still old enough to be considered a legal adult. Most girls tend to be very cute and sexually promiscuous compared to their older counterparts.
Ed: Damn, I want to go over there! Look at all those girls!
Crusty Old Bob: Too skinny and too young! I prefer an old whale. They know how to suck properly.
Dave: You're both gay.
Casey: Says the Metrosexual.
Chad: I don't care what age they are.
Johnny: Anyone wanna have sex?
Steph: You're sick Johnny. I'm having fun with Sherry tonight.
Sherry: My place.
Crusty Old Bob: Too skinny and too young! I prefer an old whale. They know how to suck properly.
Dave: You're both gay.
Casey: Says the Metrosexual.
Chad: I don't care what age they are.
Johnny: Anyone wanna have sex?
Steph: You're sick Johnny. I'm having fun with Sherry tonight.
Sherry: My place.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Murderhorn is what most people would consider an oversized cock. Note: This also pertains to anything that's larger than the "middle ground" of the average sized dude.
Jenny: Wei is small as fuck. I think my ass cheeks are deeper than his 5 inch cock.
Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"
Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.
Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.
Jenny: Not bad.
Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.
Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"
Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.
Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.
Jenny: Not bad.
Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.
Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
by Box Worm December 01, 2019
I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!
Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.
Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019