Definitions by Box Worm

Tomcatting

Tomcatting is when older guys sneak into the homes of younger women for sex.

Jared: It looks like Jay is out whoring around again by sneaking into all these girls homes and using them for sex when their boyfriends are at work. Is there even a word for that?

Ben: Yeah mate, it's called Tomcatting.

Tomcatting by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Emo 

Emo is someone who is overlysensitive because they are sentimental.

Joe: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Dave: I don't know.

Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.

Emo by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Boomer 

Boomer is a word that is commonly misused by Snowflakes to mean "ignorant of what's 'cool' because you're old-fashioned". What the word actually means is someone born between 1946 - 1964 because there was a population boom.

Chad: Okay Boomer.

Steven: You toss that word around like you know what it means. I'm only 29, so you must be one of those Snowflakes?

Chad: Okay Boomer.

Boomer by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Millennial 

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.

Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.

Millennial by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Wank jerked 

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

Wank jerked by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Pimp 

Pimp is a highly successful male Swinger.

Tony: Prince was such a Pimp he slept with more women in a year than most guys will sleep with their entire lives. Too bad he's dead.

Jumaine: You got that right! He will be missed.

Pimp by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Krampus 

Krampus is a bitter old man that's dangerous. The word comes from Austria and was used in reference to a demon-like creature that beats bad children at Christmas in order to scare other children into behaving.

Dale: I'm not messing with that 80 year old War Veteran over there. He is Krampus.

Krampus by Box Worm November 24, 2019