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Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

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Boomer is a word that is commonly misused by Snowflakes to mean "ignorant of what's 'cool' because you're old-fashioned". What the word actually means is someone born between 1946 - 1964 because there was a population boom.
Chad: Okay Boomer.

Steven: You toss that word around like you know what it means. I'm only 29, so you must be one of those Snowflakes?

Chad: Okay Boomer.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

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Girl means young woman, but still old enough to be considered a legal adult. Most girls tend to be very cute and sexually promiscuous compared to their older counterparts.
Ed: Damn, I want to go over there! Look at all those girls!

Crusty Old Bob: Too skinny and too young! I prefer an old whale. They know how to suck properly.

Dave: You're both gay.

Casey: Says the Metrosexual.

Chad: I don't care what age they are.

Johnny: Anyone wanna have sex?

Steph: You're sick Johnny. I'm having fun with Sherry tonight.

Sherry: My place.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

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Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 01, 2019

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Murderhorn is what most people would consider an oversized cock. Note: This also pertains to anything that's larger than the "middle ground" of the average sized dude.
Jenny: Wei is small as fuck. I think my ass cheeks are deeper than his 5 inch cock.

Lindy: Didn't you know that Wei actually means "Way Small?"

Jenny: No I didn't, but now I do.

Jeremy: I have a 6-1/2 inch cock.

Jenny: Not bad.

Amanda: But any cock over 7 inches is a MURDERHORN.

Dave: I took a 10 inch cock once.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019

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Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019

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Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019

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