rectal health day

To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm May 04, 2018
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When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.
Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.
by Bogrimm April 16, 2021
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Fugsky

A cross between a pug and a husky. You would think pugsky would be a better name for the hybrid until you saw a photo.
Dog-God punished the indiscretions of my handsome pug and my neighbor’s majestic husky by blessing them with a litter of Fugskys.
by Bogrimm September 26, 2018
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thrussy

The gross neck folds of fat, old men that dangle like the labia of fat, old women.
Donald Trump's neck has a thrussy. You heard me; now try to unsee that shit. At least he doesn't have a neck beard to go along with it.
by Bogrimm May 24, 2017
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incelcephaly

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
by Bogrimm September 25, 2020
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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brainsplain

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.
I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!
by Bogrimm March 11, 2018
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