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Definitions by Blastmaster

Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burritoâ„¢?
befoul by BlastMaster May 25, 2003

rhinotillexomania 

I have to keep my hands tied behind my back because I'm fighting my rhinotillexomania.
Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries

OPEC consists of Venezuela, Algeria, Nigeria, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, and Indonesia.
40% of our oil comes from OPEC.
OPEC by BlastMaster May 20, 2003
A thick, soupy substance, usually foul in appearance and/or smell.
A filthy brown sludge ran down the walls of the public bathroom.
sludge by BlastMaster May 20, 2003
Often used as a synonym for burp. A belch, however, is an obscenely loud, thunderous, and often foul-smelling burp.
A belch rang out signaling that the fat man had finished his meal.
belch by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
A bundle of sticks held together by a cord. The word fascist came from this. In a fascist government, the sticks are the people held together by the cord, or leader.
Fascist actually came from the word fasces.
fasces by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.
You can try to smoke that grass, but I bet it won't do anything.
grass by BlastMaster May 18, 2003