Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor
I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!
by BlGBUCK June 01, 2009
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Hard Dad

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all
by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009
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Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs
"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009
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Peeping Soldier

When a man has an erection and it is poking out the top of his underwear.

This could be unintentional or could be used to disguise the mans stiff member in dangerous situations.
"I couldn't get rid of my hard-on for love nor money, so I had to use the Peeping soldier technique to hide it so i could go and answer the door"
by BlGBUCK May 27, 2009
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Fanny Trap

One of many games played by the female Species

Most common way to spot when you in the trap:

-when everything is perfect with a woman, but you aren’t getting any action.

-Where you end up staying or going back to a girl who isn’t particularly attractive... she’s just good in bed.

Just remember ladies like sex as much as men... don’t get caught in the trap!
Poor John, hes been caught in the Fanny trap.
by BlGBUCK June 29, 2009
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Bream

A term used to describe a person.

In ANY context, thats it!
Alright bream!
by BlGBUCK August 07, 2009
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Jägerwicked

A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.

Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.

Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!

Also it tastes really good.
"You wer so drunk last night man"
Yeah I was fine until I had those Jägerwickeds!"
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009
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