by Benncm July 08, 2011
"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"
"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"
"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"
by Benncm June 21, 2011
by Benncm June 30, 2011
An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
by Benncm May 16, 2010
A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....
by Benncm February 28, 2011
Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.
- a transcendent mortal
- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
by Benncm December 21, 2010
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