Bel's definitions

shming

1. To fill in those awkward awkward silences
2. To express happiness
3. Another word for "snap!"
4. A great word to say when drunk/high/generally smashed.

Could possibly be a verb...

"What the hell does shming mean?"
"Who cares. Shming!"

by Bel October 11, 2005

vegemite

vegetable extract spread. yum....

HOW TO USE VEGEMITE
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.

by Bel April 30, 2005

Perth

The most isolated city in the world.

Perth is so far away!

by Bel May 3, 2005

coppers

another slang word for police

quick, it's the coppers!

by Bel May 4, 2005

canberra

Canberra is considered a hole by everyone, even people who have lived like myself.

Do not go there, for the love of God!

by Bel March 10, 2005

tasmania

The island of incest off the coast of Australia. All Tasmanians are related to each other.

"Why are you going to Tasmania?"
"Because my cousin is marrying my sister"

by Bel March 13, 2005

Jean Claude

The sexy Master Vampire in Laurell K. Hamiltons Anita Blake series.

Jean Clause was Master of St. Louis, he as the best of the best and he wanted me.

by Bel January 19, 2005