(b^~^)b

"Cool beans" emoticon, rarely used outside of a few social groups, this is the "Thumbs-Up Jesus" of emoticons.
Chris: "Whassup Terrell? I just got that GoW3 baby! Woot!"
Terrell: "Gratz! (b^~^)b"
by BassMZero March 11, 2011
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lulzies

Rarely heard outside of a few people, "lulzies" is a more whimsical way of loling. If audible, one would hear "teehee"
Sarah: "Oh my god I love unicorns! I can haz unic0rnz?!?"
Brooke: "lulzies, you're so funny!"
by BassMZero September 29, 2010
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The Cake Is Not A Lie

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.
4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."
by BassMZero January 16, 2011
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wty

John: "Hey mark, you owned everyone in that PvP!"
Mark: ":D wty"
by BassMZero August 05, 2010
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bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.
Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"
by BassMZero January 17, 2011
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Midlothian

A place that sucks if you're not well-off.
Craig: "OMG Midlothian is nothing but poor hispanics blacks and asians... to make it worse, rednecks have come in!"

Mike: "Dude, that's because YOU'RE poor, make some money and move to my area."
by BassMZero February 20, 2011
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nigger

A harmless word used to describe an ignorant person that also makes white people jealous of blacks because after 400 years they aren't allowed to say it, but black people are.
Damn I hate niggers! They make all of us blacks look bad!
by BassMZero June 14, 2010
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