BassMZero's definitions

(b^~^)b

"Cool beans" emoticon, rarely used outside of a few social groups, this is the "Thumbs-Up Jesus" of emoticons.

Chris: "Whassup Terrell? I just got that GoW3 baby! Woot!"
Terrell: "Gratz! (b^~^)b"

by BassMZero March 11, 2011

lulzies

Rarely heard outside of a few people, "lulzies" is a more whimsical way of loling. If audible, one would hear "teehee"

Sarah: "Oh my god I love unicorns! I can haz unic0rnz?!?"
Brooke: "lulzies, you're so funny!"

by BassMZero September 29, 2010

The Cake Is Not A Lie

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

by BassMZero January 16, 2011

bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

by BassMZero January 17, 2011

Midlothian

A place that sucks if you're not well-off.

Craig: "OMG Midlothian is nothing but poor hispanics blacks and asians... to make it worse, rednecks have come in!"

Mike: "Dude, that's because YOU'RE poor, make some money and move to my area."

by BassMZero February 20, 2011

wty

Why Thank You

John: "Hey mark, you owned everyone in that PvP!"
Mark: ":D wty"

by BassMZero August 5, 2010

PLD

Post-LOST Depression; The depression felt after 5/25/2010 when the series LOST ended.

Not to be confused with Post-Loss Depression which is felt after ones favorite sports team, usually the Redskins, loses.

Damn it Greg! Get over your PLD and watch The Event with me!

by BassMZero December 14, 2010