Definitions by BassMZero

(b^~^)b 

"Cool beans" emoticon, rarely used outside of a few social groups, this is the "Thumbs-Up Jesus" of emoticons.

Chris: "Whassup Terrell? I just got that GoW3 baby! Woot!"
Terrell: "Gratz! (b^~^)b"

(b^~^)b by BassMZero March 11, 2011

Midlothian 

A place that sucks if you're not well-off.

Craig: "OMG Midlothian is nothing but poor hispanics blacks and asians... to make it worse, rednecks have come in!"

Mike: "Dude, that's because YOU'RE poor, make some money and move to my area."

Midlothian by BassMZero February 20, 2011

bilf 

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

bilf by BassMZero January 17, 2011

The Cake Is Not A Lie 

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

The Cake Is Not A Lie by BassMZero January 16, 2011

PLD 

Post-LOST Depression; The depression felt after 5/25/2010 when the series LOST ended.

Not to be confused with Post-Loss Depression which is felt after ones favorite sports team, usually the Redskins, loses.

Damn it Greg! Get over your PLD and watch The Event with me!

PLD by BassMZero December 14, 2010

Kizzle 

Can be used in place of any noun that is preceded by a quantifier. Also used once by Onision in a "Haters United" video.

"92,000 views! So close to 100 kizzle!"
"This quest requires me to get 50 kizzle >.>"
"I only need a few kizzle in order to make this pie"

Kizzle by BassMZero November 6, 2010

lulzies 

Rarely heard outside of a few people, "lulzies" is a more whimsical way of loling. If audible, one would hear "teehee"

Sarah: "Oh my god I love unicorns! I can haz unic0rnz?!?"
Brooke: "lulzies, you're so funny!"

lulzies by BassMZero September 29, 2010