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Giving your dominant hand a release from wacking off...
Damn Jeb, why ya holding both hands out like that?

Ahh, my right hand just got so achy I needed to give myself a handwich...
handwich by flockit February 13, 2015

Second-Handwich 

When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.
John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.
Second-Handwich by k8t419 November 12, 2011

sam handwich 

a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich
look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich
sam handwich by K1llerm1ke December 31, 2008
The ingredients of a sandwich, sans bread, created in ones own hand for eating pleasure.
Hey man sorry i cant kick it today, im eating so many handwiches
Handwich by Psychedelic Sloth October 1, 2018
When a girl is sandwiched between two guys, and giving them each a handjob.
Hannah is such a slut, i saw her give a handwich at Luke's party.
handwich by Tigerpants June 9, 2009
The remaining odor left on one's hand(s) after eating a sandwich or hoagie or grinder or sub, etc.
Lou’s on 4th makes the best Pastrami and Kraut around, but watch out for the strong handwich it gives ya. You'll be smelling that after 2 days and 10 strong hand-washings!
Handwich by Sol Q May 30, 2006