Badwig's definitions

Oculi

Plural form of the Oculus VR headset.

We had to buy spare Oculi for the virtual reality convention because they have hardware issues with heavy use.

by Badwig April 14, 2017

Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

by Badwig February 11, 2017

Vodker

Vodka, as pronounced by an Aussie.

"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."

by Badwig May 28, 2016

Horseshit artist

See Bullshit Artist.

Tommy is a sleazy liar with a habit of bullshitting. You could call him a horseshit artist.

by Badwig November 23, 2022

Liquidinner

Liquid + Dinner. An evening meal consisting entirely of beer or other alcohol. A non-alcoholic liquid dinner is pretty much just fasting.

Eunice got a little punchy last night after her liquidinner. Next time, let's grab food with her before we tap the keg.

by Badwig November 16, 2021

Noah's Ark drunk

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange

Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.

by Badwig March 11, 2022