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Definitions by Badwig

Arse Code 

When Morse Code is transmitted via farts (flatulence). Hence, Arse (ass) Code.
Henrietta made it impossible to breathe in the elevator, by blowing Arse Code to Lily, who was responding via smoke signal. Needless to say, neither survived the resulting explosion.
Arse Code by Badwig February 16, 2010

VHS Player

An ass-backwards, digital age term for a VCR.
"How are we supposed to watch this copy of Alien Private Eye? I don't have a VHS Player!
VHS Player by Badwig February 3, 2010

Hunter S. Thompson Syndrome (HSTS) 

A condition characterized by the adoption, and subsequent involuntary internalization of, the mannerisms and habits of the late Hunter S. Thompson.
Johnny Depp's case of Hunter S. Thompson Syndrome (HSTS) during the filming of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was so accurate and deeply entrenched that it actually creeped out Thompson himself.

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.
Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.
drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009

xerox star 

A pop/rock star that is manufactured and pumped out as if from a xerox machine, i.e. Ashlee Simpson, Aaron Carter, or any American Idol. They are highly replaceable and seemingly identical to the others before them, hence the term 'xerox'.
That Xerox Star Ashlee Simpson can't even perform live without a machine singing for her. She's also mildly retarded.
xerox star by Badwig July 15, 2008

propheteer 

Any corrupt religious figure or individual who manipulates/extorts the followers of a particular religion, primarily for the purpose of achieving financial gain.
President George W. Bush disguises his propheteering well.
propheteer by Badwig December 15, 2007