Badwig's definitions

Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

by Badwig February 11, 2017

Vodker

Vodka, as pronounced by an Aussie.

"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."

by Badwig May 28, 2016

xerox star

A pop/rock star that is manufactured and pumped out as if from a xerox machine, i.e. Ashlee Simpson, Aaron Carter, or any American Idol. They are highly replaceable and seemingly identical to the others before them, hence the term 'xerox'.

That Xerox Star Ashlee Simpson can't even perform live without a machine singing for her. She's also mildly retarded.

by Badwig July 15, 2008

Horseshit artist

See Bullshit Artist.

Tommy is a sleazy liar with a habit of bullshitting. You could call him a horseshit artist.

by Badwig November 23, 2022

VHS Player

An ass-backwards, digital age term for a VCR.

"How are we supposed to watch this copy of Alien Private Eye? I don't have a VHS Player!

by Badwig February 3, 2010

propheteer

Any corrupt religious figure or individual who manipulates/extorts the followers of a particular religion, primarily for the purpose of achieving financial gain.

President George W. Bush disguises his propheteering well.

by Badwig December 15, 2007