snot goblin

this is a goblin that sucks all the snot out of your nose and then takes the time to look in your fridge for a bit to eat. Then the snot eating freak is off to his next victom.

"that snot goblin was here last night, again, that bastard, i know have to buy more tuna." said tommy

by Brian February 23, 2004

caps lock

a key on a standard US keyboard that defines a variable setting all charicters type to be in the capital form

i pressed caps lock to get the text LIKE THIS

by brian January 20, 2004

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003

Speet

An action done to someone physically.

Danielle speeted Brian.

by Brian March 10, 2004

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 01, 2004

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

diesel

1. Something of extraordinary importance, size or significance. 2. For sure; like money in the bank.

1. That Patriots touchdwon in OT against the Dolphins was diesel, man.

2. Getting an A in Biology was diesel because even shit-for-brains was passing.

by Brian October 20, 2003