BLAKE's definitions

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Na Fo Real

No way Are you Kidding

Lil'Jon:I just got ma damn car so crunk itz a fly hoopied.
Katrina:Na Fo Real
Lil'Jon:Fo Real

by Blake May 13, 2005

sexyness

A noun describing a girl with a lot of sex appeal.

Brittni has da sexyness! Look at that ass. Awwww damn! Skeet Skeet boys!

by Blake March 11, 2004

prancepertey

(n)a little pink fluff ball with legs that's number 1 way of transportation is skipping; an insult meaning one who skips or prances

Dude, that guy is such a pranceperty.

by blake April 25, 2004

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002