BLAKE's definitions

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

by Blake October 28, 2004

orangina

A tasty soft drink that fills your mouth with the pleasure of orange soda and vagina. Heavily advertised in the movie the trasporter.

-This orangina rocks it taste just like a vagina too!
--Dude youve never tasted vagina before
-Fuck you

by Blake June 7, 2003

What-what

Slang term for Sprite Remix

"Pass me a what-what"

by Blake February 17, 2004

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

IM'd

Past tense of instant message.

"Dan IM'd me last night!!!1"

by blake February 10, 2005

BMF

Very beautiful goddess who is luvvvd by blakizzle turlizzle. Both mormon and proud of it.

coo coo cachoo rah rah roo haha hoo

by Blake March 3, 2005