BLAKE's definitions

D.C.

The political center of the universe.

USA owns the globe.

by blake September 17, 2003

colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

Oh my gawww

PHRASE- Usually said by female prostitutes in the bay area when they notice it is a member of the same sex asking "How much?"

Prostitute- "HEY HEY HEY!"
Teenage girl- "HOW MUCH?"
Prostitute- "Oh my gawww"

by BLAKE June 19, 2006

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

prancepertey

to be light on one's feet

wow, that dudes kinda prancepertey

by blake April 28, 2004

hart

A buck... or male deer to all you non-hunters out there.

I just shot a hart! Come quick... the stag needs to be cleaned!

by Blake January 10, 2005

down by the river

Awesome song by Neil Young with one of the greatest guitar solos I have ever heard.

If you need proof that Neil Young is one of the greatest guitarists, listen to Down by the River.

by Blake February 8, 2005