BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

splade

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

is it a spork... or a splade...?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Steve Irwin

The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.

No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 8, 2006

Freedom Fries

Half-assed concoction to get back at the French, thus making Dubbya look more spineless. Perhaps Bush thinks he shall grow a vertebra when he refers to France as 'Stenchland'. Hoy..

Freedom Fries
Freedom Toast
Freedom Letter
Freedom Kiss
Freedom Dictionary
Freedom Horn
Freedom Stick
Freedom Window

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

KeeL

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

cheap

unfair, biased, assful, gay, inexpensive, profit-challenged, Go-Lo.

That cheap ass sold me a car with no seats, and that's the way I likes it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Camel

A means of transportation for egyptians and arabs across scorching deserts and restricted areas (Area 51, the back of McDonalds etc.)

The man on a camel came wandering into MdDonalds and strolled into the back without our moral consent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003