cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

cyberslacker

A person too lazy to get quality porn.

by G September 29, 2003

cyberslacker

Somebody that slacks in cyber sex

"What a cyberslacker Neil Houghton is"

by Anne Onymus September 30, 2003

Billy the cyberstalker

A guy who likes to cyberstalk people, especially Anne.

“Stop cyberstalking me, Billy the cyberstalker!” said The cyberstalking police.

by The great goddess Annieee June 26, 2019

Cyberslacking

Using a companies computer and Internet for personal activities when one should be doing work.

John's job is so boring and monotonous that he started Cyberslacking by browsing Youtube for hours everyday.

by guy from the twin cities May 27, 2009

cyberstalker

Some one that stalks and preys on people online.

The cyberstalker Oregon Wench, was known for her obsession for hunting Elk and men online

by One Ten April 29, 2003

CyberSucker

A Person who thinks digital social networking is a waste of time, but wants to keep updated from friends and family who are into digital networking.

Hey Julie did you hear Sue is getting married? She just twittered me!?" "your joking! I don't use that Twitter crap I don't need to know who is making toast or going to the bathroom what a waste of time! Anyway what else did she say, can you have a look?" "your such a cybersucker! Get your own account!

by Chumio August 18, 2010