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cyberslacker 

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.
"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."
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cyberslacker 

A person too lazy to get quality porn.
cyberslacker by G September 29, 2003

cyberslacker 

Somebody that slacks in cyber sex
"What a cyberslacker Neil Houghton is"
cyberslacker by Anne Onymus September 30, 2003

Billy the cyberstalker

A guy who likes to cyberstalk people, especially Anne.
“Stop cyberstalking me, Billy the cyberstalker!” said The cyberstalking police.

Cyberslacking 

Using a companies computer and Internet for personal activities when one should be doing work.
John's job is so boring and monotonous that he started Cyberslacking by browsing Youtube for hours everyday.

cyberstalker 

Some one that stalks and preys on people online.
The cyberstalker Oregon Wench, was known for her obsession for hunting Elk and men online
cyberstalker by One Ten April 29, 2003

CyberSucker 

A Person who thinks digital social networking is a waste of time, but wants to keep updated from friends and family who are into digital networking.
Hey Julie did you hear Sue is getting married? She just twittered me!?" "your joking! I don't use that Twitter crap I don't need to know who is making toast or going to the bathroom what a waste of time! Anyway what else did she say, can you have a look?" "your such a cybersucker! Get your own account!
CyberSucker by Chumio August 18, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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