Austin's definitions

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

oogah oogah

1. The sound a caveman makes.

2. The sound I make when Masterbating

1. Joe's pet caveman always hits things and says "Oogah, oogah."

2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...

by Austin June 26, 2005

lil bit

any amount of anything dispite it's original meaning of "not alot" this "lil bit" term can mean even alot or a massive amoutn, whether it being how much something is, or to what extent.

"man 1(asking man 2): did he just insult me?
man 2:lil bit"

"woman: did u have fun last night?
man: lil bit"

by austin February 7, 2004

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 5, 2004

T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick

Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah

by austin November 11, 2003

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 7, 2004

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005