Austin's definitions

brivle

Spit or BBQ set to cook out on

Do your toasting on the brivle out back

by Austin May 13, 2005

dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing

do the dishes bitch im watching my show

by austin March 20, 2005

idifuckingot

fucking idiot; extreme idiot; dumbass to the nth degree

God that guy is an idifuckingot! I hope he gets his balls cut off!

by Austin March 21, 2005

79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”

Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.

by Austin March 26, 2005

MVP

MVP is either

Most Valueable player
or
Monster Vs Player

Monster VS player is usally used when
fight a very STRONG monster in a MMORPG

#1:Dude, did you here about the new MVP?

#2: Bye, I am gonna go MVP a strong monster!

by Austin December 13, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 1, 2005

Jimi Hendrix

An amazingly talented guitarist, with signature songs like Voodoo Child, Little Wing, Purple Haze, Red House, All Along the Watchtower, The Star Spangled Banner...etc. He only got to live for 27 years, but he was then easily remembered as the greatest guitarist in the world. He became the reason people learn to play guitar.

A: Hendrix fuckin' rules!!!!
B: Fuck yeah!!

by Austin January 6, 2005