Auneeezy's definitions

T.S.C.

a quick way to refer to anyone who is tall, skinny and crappy. it is also usually accompanied with a small head and a poor attitude.

Jason: That Schwimmer sure is T.S.C., i mean look at his shirt, it looks like he is wearing his bed sheet.

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

yammin

to dunk the shit out of people, to be a cold ass baller who literally slaps people in the forehead while he is shootin and then sticks his nuts in their face when hes dunkin

baller: look out son im takin off on yall again

goon: damn that dude was yammin on me all game

by Auneeezy October 11, 2005

Hang-nail

someone who clings to you and is very abrasive, bothersome, and awkward.

That Dale kid is such a hang-nail, hes always on my dick swinging to and fro.

by Auneeezy November 5, 2005

sandbag

someone who slows you down either by their pure retardedness or by their unwillingness to cooperate.

Jason: Hey Joe! Quit being a sandbag and get your ass in the car before i come woop your ass!

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

sandwich factory

someone who is a tool, who will do anything to be part of the group

John: I'll do your homework for you if i can come to the party!

Jason: Sorry we don't want another sandwich factory around, why dont you go do something productive like make me a sandwich.

by Auneeezy October 9, 2005

toucan sam

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

mreeoo

the sound often heard from an obese person as they become increasingly hungry, often can be heard reverberating in food courts or in line at the drive through, it comes from their physical and mental resemblance to a baluga whale

McDonald's: "Sir your order will be ready in 6 minutes, please pull ahead"

Fatass: "Mreeoooo, me hungy now!"

by Auneeezy October 11, 2005