168 definitions by ApricotFields

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.
I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.
by ApricotFields February 9, 2019
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Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.
I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.
I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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A small but agreeably shapely pair of buttocks.
More than a couple of boys had noticed that, though she hardly had bedonkadonks, she had a swell bootyette developing.
by ApricotFields November 5, 2019
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A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.
by ApricotFields January 23, 2022
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Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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