Definitions by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing
apple intelligence
apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.
apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.
apple intelligence by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025
iPhone 17
Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
iPhone 17 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025
Regina George
The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason the US economy is in the shitter, resulting in high gas prices, bank foreclosures and more people losing their homes because they cant pay their taxes. the reason people are saving as much money as they can and cutting back, the reason we have to come up with alternative fuels like biodiesel and hydrogen fuel, the reason tariffs are so high, the reason the US dollar doesn't buy shit anymore and isn't worth as much as it used to, the reason so many aircraft crashes occurred this year, the reason Boeing is falling behind in quality control and killing their whistleblowers, the reason manufacturing jobs are all in china and products made today are junk and never last for anything (take modern Boeing planes for example) and the reason society has become so aggressively and violently polarised.
The economy really sucks right now thanks alot Regina George for screwing it up. Thousands have died as a result of her. Mostly from dying in plane crashes. For some reason Regina has targeted Boeing and is making them dangerous. God forbid she decides to move onto Airbus… she spearheaded the enshittification epidemic.
Regina George by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 3, 2025
kneecap
Awesome irish hip hop trio, they’ve recently come under fire due to political statements around Palestine. Looking past that, their music slaps.
kneecap by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 1, 2025
forbidden ocean balloon
forbidden ocean balloon by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 31, 2025
nothing headphones (1)
One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.
the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.
nothing headphones (1) by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 29, 2025
K-pop demon hunters
K-pop demon hunters by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 25, 2025