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hair straightener

A haircare tool that looks like a pair of barbecue tongs. There are two bits of metal on the inside of the 'tongs', and when you plug the straightener in, flick 'On', and select how hot you want it to go, the bits of metal will become extremely hot. DO NOT be a dumbass and grab the wrong side (I've never done that - ahem). Brush your hair out, add some heat protection balm or spray if you don't want your hair to fry, and then select a half-inch amount of hair, and clamp the two sides of the straightener together, running down the hair. Do this a few times and the hair will be left looking straight. The hotter the setting, the straigher your hair will be, but it will also be more damaging. Hair straightening is easier on thin hair than thick hair.

When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.

Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
The best hair straighteners to use are the ceramic ones. The ionic ones are good too, and let's not forget the mother of all hair straightners, CHI.
by Angelacia July 7, 2007
mugGet the hair straightenermug.

tapatillo

A frickin awesome brand of Mexican hot sauce. Normally it can be found on tables of low rent Mexican retaurants like ketchup in American diners. You can use it on practically every type of Mexican food, as well as on pizza, vegetables, and wherever else it will float your boat.
that tapatillos some good shit son!
by Angelacia June 17, 2007
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thpetho

How 'special' people pronounce the word 'special'.
Mrs SMith: Maggie's very...special.

Maggie: thpetho! thpetho!!
by Angelacia July 10, 2007
mugGet the thpethomug.

harriet

the spy.

a little girl who looked through windows at other people. a sick, sick little person.
Harriet the spy was looking through the window while i was fucking my girlfriend. LITTLE BITCH!
by Angelacia May 17, 2007
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see you around

end of date insta-blow-off
saying 'see you around' isn't saying 'i'll give you a call', 'see you again soon', or 'are you free next weekend?'. it's saying 'if we ever see each other again it will be a chance encounter in my neighborhood and we won't speak to each other and might not even acknowledge each other's presence'
suzy: thanks for tonight, we should see each other again!
dave: yeah, see you around
by Angelacia April 10, 2011
mugGet the see you aroundmug.

scarebear

Sometimes I have nightmares that my CareBear will turn into a ScareBear overnight and murder me.
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
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picking your nose and eating it

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.
by Angelacia June 14, 2008
mugGet the picking your nose and eating itmug.

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