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Definitions by Angelacia

People that teens love to whine about, even though they are probably just normal people and the teenagers are whiners. Seriously, they should be glad that the parents have cars and jobs, have money, never let the kids go hungry, give a shit about their kids, worry about them, and love them. My parents were the opposite, and I always hide it when I'm around people, but whneever I hear people whine about their privileged lives and nice parents I want to rip my hair out.

Parents can sometimes abuse their role, and ruin their children's lives, i.e doing selfish things like suicide attempts and taking their children out of school. These are the really bad type of parents, because not only do they not care about the kid, which is bad enough, they actually strive to make the teenager's life miserable.
Jamie has nice parents.

Nikita's parents tried to kill her in the middle of the night.
parents by Angelacia July 12, 2007
omfg jim carrey jus told me i cud bring 30 ppl 2 his bday prty nxt wk!!

omg thats soo klness hu r u inviting?
KLNESS by Angelacia July 12, 2007
A stupid variation of the spelling 'cool', which is actually longer than the real word.
hahaha omg u r so kewell! this is so kewell! we r so kewell!
kewell by Angelacia July 12, 2007
How 'special' people pronounce the word 'special'.
Mrs SMith: Maggie's very...special.

Maggie: thpetho! thpetho!!
thpetho by Angelacia July 10, 2007

ving rhames 

A very good actor who obviously has no issues with his manliness from the roles he is able to take, and plays really well. He has a daughter named Reign Beau and is married to Deborah Reed.
Ving Rhames is my personal hero. he should be yours too.
ving rhames by Angelacia July 10, 2007

hair straightener

A haircare tool that looks like a pair of barbecue tongs. There are two bits of metal on the inside of the 'tongs', and when you plug the straightener in, flick 'On', and select how hot you want it to go, the bits of metal will become extremely hot. DO NOT be a dumbass and grab the wrong side (I've never done that - ahem). Brush your hair out, add some heat protection balm or spray if you don't want your hair to fry, and then select a half-inch amount of hair, and clamp the two sides of the straightener together, running down the hair. Do this a few times and the hair will be left looking straight. The hotter the setting, the straigher your hair will be, but it will also be more damaging. Hair straightening is easier on thin hair than thick hair.

When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.

Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
The best hair straighteners to use are the ceramic ones. The ionic ones are good too, and let's not forget the mother of all hair straightners, CHI.

charter school 

the most boring fucking 'school' ever. Charter condenses all the bad things about school (work, homework, having to sit there doing nothing) and takes out all the fun parts (friends, talking, break, um other human beings). Charter is where bad kids go, or in my experience, my mother wanted me at home to look after my sisters all day, so she enrolled me in this fucked up 'school'. You're not allowed to talk so you don't meet any of the other students, but you wouldn't want to anyway, cuz they're lame. Smokers, goth, pregnant, ghetto, probation, druggies, kids who couldn't deal with school cuz of the social pressure, and drug dealers are the only people you will meet/see in CHarter. Trust me, I thought high school was bad, but now I miss having actual human beings to tlak to instead of not being able to talk like I'm in fucking prison.
"I go to Monte Vista. What about you?"
"Charter School."
"That sucks."
charter school by Angelacia July 7, 2007