Definitions by Angelacia
the osbournes
The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.
typical show of the osbournes
ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.
ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.
the osbournes by Angelacia June 13, 2007
morning glory music
A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.
morning glory music by Angelacia June 13, 2007
zoey 101
the most retarded show ever...britney spears' little sister stars as a girl at an all-boys boarding school. it is so unrealistic it makes me head ache.
zoey 101:
the girls drive on the beach (which is somehow part of their school) on their pink vespas (a reward from a teacher for winning a school assignment, the assignment being to film a teenage Survivor). then they flirt with boys and deal with their 'crazy' teachers, and have a wild party in their dorm which is the size of my whole house and professionally decorated. the smart kid is in the corner, trying to memorize the 50 states and capitals, which is an assignment for a 15-yr-old.
the girls drive on the beach (which is somehow part of their school) on their pink vespas (a reward from a teacher for winning a school assignment, the assignment being to film a teenage Survivor). then they flirt with boys and deal with their 'crazy' teachers, and have a wild party in their dorm which is the size of my whole house and professionally decorated. the smart kid is in the corner, trying to memorize the 50 states and capitals, which is an assignment for a 15-yr-old.
alritey
please don't ever say this. it can be used as a response to absolutely anything, but you should never ever use it. it's way too lame.
middle aged slang
What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!
(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!
(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
middle aged slang by Angelacia June 13, 2007