Ambiguousgenitals's definitions
When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .
Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?
by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022
Get the metabationmug. A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the hairy bunmug. The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.
Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the 3rd and inchesmug. Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Little red riding hoodmug. When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.
Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the ambiguous genitalsmug. A person whose immediate parents ancestral roots when combined together have traces of European (white), Asian, Latin American (Hispanic), and African (black) roots. Thus representing all four corners of the world.
Jake: Yo, check out that smokin hot beauty over there...I think she's half- Asian and Cuban.
Greg: Who?!? Oh, you mean Nikki? No man, her Dad's half Jamaican and White while her Mom is half Brazilian and Japanese. She's a straight up four corner hustler man! She's got all parts of the globe in her.
Jake: Whoa! Really?!? Well I hope she takes me into her world tonight!!!
Greg: Yo, that's straight up dope.
Greg: Who?!? Oh, you mean Nikki? No man, her Dad's half Jamaican and White while her Mom is half Brazilian and Japanese. She's a straight up four corner hustler man! She's got all parts of the globe in her.
Jake: Whoa! Really?!? Well I hope she takes me into her world tonight!!!
Greg: Yo, that's straight up dope.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the four corner hustlermug. The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Dogfishingmug.