1.3

The amount of GPA you need to get you're ass sent straight to the military

Jerry has a GPA of 1.3 looks like hes going to go fight in Iran for life!

by Go_Die_Today November 9, 2020

1-3

The level in Super Mario 35 where all hopes and dreams die as you slowly fall into despair

Someone: is on 1-3
Someone else: "this guy is on 1-3, everyone, send your attacks to him"

by Fl00fboi October 4, 2020

1/3 rule

The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.

This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .

Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.

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by eat cock-Oh we totally DO October 16, 2010

1-3-37

January 3rd, 1937, the most l33t day in history EVER.

"I wish I was born on 1-3-37, so I could've been born to be l33t."
"Your mom is a 1-3-37 baby, is she l33t at sex?" (Never say the 2nd example, lol)

by David777 November 4, 2008

1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican

It's a new-fresh way of thinking. Socially liberal, socially pissed-off, and fiscally conservative. F*ck off, but I love you, and I want government out of our lives as much as possible.

I'm the New Republican. That's how I doos it, in three parts; 1/3 hippie, 1/3 punk, 1/3 republican.

by MPCopeland June 18, 2011

1.3 patch

The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.

"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"

by Wasder August 10, 2006

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by T4K3 4 GU355 July 26, 2022