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Black Irish

The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.

Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Campakneeling

A tradition held at Iowa State University that's similar to Campaniling except it is aimed towards men. The tradition states that in order to be considered a 'true' ISU student, a girl must give a blowjob on her knees to her boyfriend underneath the Campanile at Midnight.

Eric: Hey Scott we're headed to the bar later this evening you interested?!?
Scott: Naw man! Brenda wants to go Campakneeling at midnight.
Eric: Wow! That's a much better option.
Scott: Yeah, I've always wanted to get blown under the stars.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Trisexual

A person whether it be a man or a woman who only engages in sexual intercourse or activity when it involves two other individuals aka a three-way.

Marco: Julie called me on the phone last night trying to arrange a late-night booty call except I told her it was a complete no go unless she brought her roommate Becky along since I'm a trisexual and require the stimulation of two ladies to keep me excited. Luckily she was able to convince Becky to come along.
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

O'MAGA

O'MAGA or O'Maga is an American clan, kings of America. The name was originally O'Making America Great Again meaning roughly ("descendent/godchild of Making America Great Again"). O'MAGA Washington D.C., a brief dynasty, which ruled the United States of America and it's territories and provinces during the years 2016 - 2020 and was helmed by the leader of the O'MAGA clan, Donald J. Trump. The term O'MAGA is frequently bestowed upon people who served or assisted or worshipped Donald J. Trump before/during/after the date of his rule.

Peter: "Morning Tom, you know I wasn't aware that James was serving in the U.S. State Department under President Donald Trump. How long has he been serving in his post?"
Tom: "Oh you mean James O'MAGA?!? Yeah, he's a complete believer in the Donald's agenda and he's been there for 2 years."
Peter: "Oh man! I had no idea."
Tom: "Yep, well he's going to be a part of the O'of work or unemployed clan soon when the Donald leaves office."
Peter: "Oh wow! Lol. Yeah, he'll probably never get a job again."
Tom: "Hopefully."

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021