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A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the hairy bun mug.When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.
Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the poop gun mug.During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the wind chime mug.Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Little red riding hood mug.The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the deer day mug.A person whether it be male, female, or whatever who will only engage in sexual intercourse or activity when it takes place during an Orgy, usually involving a minimum of 5 distinct persons (animals not included).
Robert: Man, I spent three hours talking up Helen last night and buying her drinks thinking I was going to score, but wouldn't you know it she's an OSexual and wouldn't go back to my place unless there were two more couples going to join us.
Shawn: Shit! I wished you would have called me as I was out with the Mrs. and our neighbors Heather and Bill. They were both loaded up on Pino and cocaine and would have been down for anything...especially cleaning Helen's butthole.
Shawn: Shit! I wished you would have called me as I was out with the Mrs. and our neighbors Heather and Bill. They were both loaded up on Pino and cocaine and would have been down for anything...especially cleaning Helen's butthole.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the OSexual mug.A person whether it be a man or a woman who only engages in sexual intercourse or activity when it involves two other individuals aka a three-way.
Marco: Julie called me on the phone last night trying to arrange a late-night booty call except I told her it was a complete no go unless she brought her roommate Becky along since I'm a trisexual and require the stimulation of two ladies to keep me excited. Luckily she was able to convince Becky to come along.
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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