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A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
Get the Parachute mug.I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Purple rain mug.The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.
My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the deer day mug.Shorthand for a dumb ass nigger. Frequently used by white people as a means to avoid saying the dreaded "n word" and risk being banished from society for rightfully calling out a black person for committing an incredibly stupid criminal act.
Brent: Did you hear about D.A.N. who robbed the Walgreens of $20 and 6 Swisher Sweets and was arrested on the subway?
Steve: No, but that's something D.A.N. would do.
Steve: No, but that's something D.A.N. would do.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 23, 2022
Get the D.A.N. mug.When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the stiff jacked mug.A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".
The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Sitter mug.A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.
Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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