Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

QTBGL-

A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.

Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.

My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

D.A.N.

Shorthand for a dumb ass nigger. Frequently used by white people as a means to avoid saying the dreaded "n word" and risk being banished from society for rightfully calling out a black person for committing an incredibly stupid criminal act.

Brent: Did you hear about D.A.N. who robbed the Walgreens of $20 and 6 Swisher Sweets and was arrested on the subway?
Steve: No, but that's something D.A.N. would do.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 23, 2022

The Four Whoresmen

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.

Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Orient Express

When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.

Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021