Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.

Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.

Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.

Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

reddit redemption

When the members of a subreddit join forces to seek redemption, retribution, revenge, rewards, recognition, revolution, or all of the above against any individual, group, organization, city, state, municipality, country or the entire world who they feel have inflicted a wrong against them, others, or the entire world on account of their actions, inactions, or gaming of the overall financial and economic system to only benefit their interests and those of the 1% for almost all of recorded history.

Leia: Guys, I did some research and realized that a few Wall Street hedge funds have aggressively sold short GameStop shares to the tune of 140%. If we band together and buy GameStop we can trigger a short squeeze and screw these Wall Street firms and their cronies out of millions perhaps billions and show them what it's like to lose their home.
Luke: Great idea Leia! We may not work at fancy Wall St. Investment banks or live in million dollar penthouses but if we come together we can show these evil bastards how powerful people can be when they organize and work together for the common good and that no enemy too large or too powerful can be defeated through willpower and hope. Let's get this reddit redemption started!
Han: I just bought 50,000 call options of GME!
Chewie: Aarrr wgh ggwaaah!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021