Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Trisexual

A person whether it be a man or a woman who only engages in sexual intercourse or activity when it involves two other individuals aka a three-way.

Marco: Julie called me on the phone last night trying to arrange a late-night booty call except I told her it was a complete no go unless she brought her roommate Becky along since I'm a trisexual and require the stimulation of two ladies to keep me excited. Luckily she was able to convince Becky to come along.
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Campakneeling

A tradition held at Iowa State University that's similar to Campaniling except it is aimed towards men. The tradition states that in order to be considered a 'true' ISU student, a girl must give a blowjob on her knees to her boyfriend underneath the Campanile at Midnight.

Eric: Hey Scott we're headed to the bar later this evening you interested?!?
Scott: Naw man! Brenda wants to go Campakneeling at midnight.
Eric: Wow! That's a much better option.
Scott: Yeah, I've always wanted to get blown under the stars.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Make America Great Again Again

Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Slogan in which he pledges to yet again Make America Great Again Again after having already once before made America great from 2016-2020 but then watching Joe Biden and Kamala Harris squander his great achievements and America's greatness during their Presidential term.

Rudy G. (sometime in early 2023): "Donald we've polled America and they're ready for you to make them great again so we think you should run for President in 2024. What do you think?"
DT: "Well Rudy, I've watched as sleepy Joe Biden and heels up Kamala Harris have fallen asleep at the wheel while the other worked frankedly to deliver urgent mouth-to-penis resuscitation without much success and the Great American train that I started for them derailed and crashed into a deep, dark valley below with no survivors. So, of course only I, the Donald can get the train back on course and Make America Great Again Again."
Rudy: "Fantastic! Everyone is pumped for another round of MAGA but this time it will be even better because it's MAGAA!"

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.

Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Gravy funnel

A man or a woman's anal canal

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021