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A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).
Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?
Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the sitting monk mug.A formal dinner engagement party in which the individual host or company, organization, fraternity, sorority, etc. invites guests to attend a feast in which all the main entrees offered must be wild game animals, i.e. duck, deer, buffalo, alligator, pheasant, shark, lion, etc.
Kim: "Hi Kelly, Steve and I are hosting a game dinner this Saturday and we were hoping you and Henry could attend?"
Kelly: "Hi Kim, a game dinner?!? What's that? Is that where all the guests play board games after eating?"
Kim: "No silly! It's where we'll be serving you main entrees featuring pheasant, goose, duck, elk, and bison and not those stupid chicken breasts you make every night. Are you interested?"
Kelly: " Wow! It sounds super exotic! Yeah, we'd love to join!"
Kim: " Great! Dinner's at 8:00, guests will start to arrive at 7:00 and we'll be having an orgy afterwards so bring your strap on."
Kelly: "Perfect! See you then!"
Kelly: "Hi Kim, a game dinner?!? What's that? Is that where all the guests play board games after eating?"
Kim: "No silly! It's where we'll be serving you main entrees featuring pheasant, goose, duck, elk, and bison and not those stupid chicken breasts you make every night. Are you interested?"
Kelly: " Wow! It sounds super exotic! Yeah, we'd love to join!"
Kim: " Great! Dinner's at 8:00, guests will start to arrive at 7:00 and we'll be having an orgy afterwards so bring your strap on."
Kelly: "Perfect! See you then!"
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Game Dinner mug.O'MAGA or O'Maga is an American clan, kings of America. The name was originally O'Making America Great Again meaning roughly ("descendent/godchild of Making America Great Again"). O'MAGA Washington D.C., a brief dynasty, which ruled the United States of America and it's territories and provinces during the years 2016 - 2020 and was helmed by the leader of the O'MAGA clan, Donald J. Trump. The term O'MAGA is frequently bestowed upon people who served or assisted or worshipped Donald J. Trump before/during/after the date of his rule.
Peter: "Morning Tom, you know I wasn't aware that James was serving in the U.S. State Department under President Donald Trump. How long has he been serving in his post?"
Tom: "Oh you mean James O'MAGA?!? Yeah, he's a complete believer in the Donald's agenda and he's been there for 2 years."
Peter: "Oh man! I had no idea."
Tom: "Yep, well he's going to be a part of the O'of work or unemployed clan soon when the Donald leaves office."
Peter: "Oh wow! Lol. Yeah, he'll probably never get a job again."
Tom: "Hopefully."
Tom: "Oh you mean James O'MAGA?!? Yeah, he's a complete believer in the Donald's agenda and he's been there for 2 years."
Peter: "Oh man! I had no idea."
Tom: "Yep, well he's going to be a part of the O'of work or unemployed clan soon when the Donald leaves office."
Peter: "Oh wow! Lol. Yeah, he'll probably never get a job again."
Tom: "Hopefully."
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the O'MAGA mug.An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.
Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Eskiwhoa mug.Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Slogan in which he pledges to yet again Make America Great Again Again after having already once before made America great from 2016-2020 but then watching Joe Biden and Kamala Harris squander his great achievements and America's greatness during their Presidential term.
Rudy G. (sometime in early 2023): "Donald we've polled America and they're ready for you to make them great again so we think you should run for President in 2024. What do you think?"
DT: "Well Rudy, I've watched as sleepy Joe Biden and heels up Kamala Harris have fallen asleep at the wheel while the other worked frankedly to deliver urgent mouth-to-penis resuscitation without much success and the Great American train that I started for them derailed and crashed into a deep, dark valley below with no survivors. So, of course only I, the Donald can get the train back on course and Make America Great Again Again."
Rudy: "Fantastic! Everyone is pumped for another round of MAGA but this time it will be even better because it's MAGAA!"
DT: "Well Rudy, I've watched as sleepy Joe Biden and heels up Kamala Harris have fallen asleep at the wheel while the other worked frankedly to deliver urgent mouth-to-penis resuscitation without much success and the Great American train that I started for them derailed and crashed into a deep, dark valley below with no survivors. So, of course only I, the Donald can get the train back on course and Make America Great Again Again."
Rudy: "Fantastic! Everyone is pumped for another round of MAGA but this time it will be even better because it's MAGAA!"
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Make America Great Again Again mug.The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Dogfishing mug.A person whether it be a man or a woman who only engages in sexual intercourse or activity when it involves two other individuals aka a three-way.
Marco: Julie called me on the phone last night trying to arrange a late-night booty call except I told her it was a complete no go unless she brought her roommate Becky along since I'm a trisexual and require the stimulation of two ladies to keep me excited. Luckily she was able to convince Becky to come along.
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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