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ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.
Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.
Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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Gravy funnel

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.
Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Little red riding hood

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Make America Great Again Again

Donald Trump's 2024 Presidential Slogan in which he pledges to yet again Make America Great Again Again after having already once before made America great from 2016-2020 but then watching Joe Biden and Kamala Harris squander his great achievements and America's greatness during their Presidential term.
Rudy G. (sometime in early 2023): "Donald we've polled America and they're ready for you to make them great again so we think you should run for President in 2024. What do you think?"
DT: "Well Rudy, I've watched as sleepy Joe Biden and heels up Kamala Harris have fallen asleep at the wheel while the other worked frankedly to deliver urgent mouth-to-penis resuscitation without much success and the Great American train that I started for them derailed and crashed into a deep, dark valley below with no survivors. So, of course only I, the Donald can get the train back on course and Make America Great Again Again."
Rudy: "Fantastic! Everyone is pumped for another round of MAGA but this time it will be even better because it's MAGAA!"
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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