Campakneeling

A tradition held at Iowa State University that's similar to Campaniling except it is aimed towards men. The tradition states that in order to be considered a 'true' ISU student, a girl must give a blowjob on her knees to her boyfriend underneath the Campanile at Midnight.

Eric: Hey Scott we're headed to the bar later this evening you interested?!?
Scott: Naw man! Brenda wants to go Campakneeling at midnight.
Eric: Wow! That's a much better option.
Scott: Yeah, I've always wanted to get blown under the stars.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.

Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

bar babe bingo

A drinking game that can be played amongst a group of guys given the following conditions:

1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,

2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)

3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,

4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,

5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,

6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.

7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.

Sean: Hey Rob, didn't you hook up with the girl over there last weekend?
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Breakup Sex

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.

Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not

by Ambiguousgenitals November 04, 2021

Black Irish

The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.

Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Trisexual

A person whether it be a man or a woman who only engages in sexual intercourse or activity when it involves two other individuals aka a three-way.

Marco: Julie called me on the phone last night trying to arrange a late-night booty call except I told her it was a complete no go unless she brought her roommate Becky along since I'm a trisexual and require the stimulation of two ladies to keep me excited. Luckily she was able to convince Becky to come along.
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021