Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

Gravy funnel

A man or a woman's anal canal

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.

Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Trisexual

A person whether it be a man or a woman who only engages in sexual intercourse or activity when it involves two other individuals aka a three-way.

Marco: Julie called me on the phone last night trying to arrange a late-night booty call except I told her it was a complete no go unless she brought her roommate Becky along since I'm a trisexual and require the stimulation of two ladies to keep me excited. Luckily she was able to convince Becky to come along.
Mike: Wow! This trisexual routine seems pretty legit. I think I may have to...try it!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

sausage tunnel

A woman's vagina

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

QTBGL-

A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.

Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

D.A.N.

Shorthand for a dumb ass nigger. Frequently used by white people as a means to avoid saying the dreaded "n word" and risk being banished from society for rightfully calling out a black person for committing an incredibly stupid criminal act.

Brent: Did you hear about D.A.N. who robbed the Walgreens of $20 and 6 Swisher Sweets and was arrested on the subway?
Steve: No, but that's something D.A.N. would do.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 23, 2022

Sitter

A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".

The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.

Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021