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A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the vacuum hole mug.A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".
The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Sitter mug.A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.
Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
Get the QTBGL- mug.An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.
Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Eskiwhoa mug.I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Purple rain mug.A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
Get the Parachute mug.1. When a group composed of UK (British, Scottish, Welch) males stand in a circle and give each other a handjob to get their rocks off.
2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
John: Ringo, come join Paul, George, and I over here and complete our circle so we can start our Stonehenge.
News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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