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A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the vacuum hole mug.When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.
Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the poop gun mug.The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.
Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
Get the Walk of Fame mug.When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the stiff jacked mug.A drinking game that can be played amongst a group of guys given the following conditions:
1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,
2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)
3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,
4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,
5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,
6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.
7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.
1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,
2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)
3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,
4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,
5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,
6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.
7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.
Sean: Hey Rob, didn't you hook up with the girl over there last weekend?
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the bar babe bingo mug.When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not
by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021
Get the Breakup Sex mug.A small, heavy-set woman can be referred to as a "sitter".
The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
The term is the antonym of a "spinner" which is a small, petite, thin woman who could possibly spin around your cock like a top during intercourse whereas a "sitter" will just simply sit on your dick like a broken fridge during sex and let you do all the heavy lifting.
Yo, I was trying to mack on Angela that tight Asian spinner at the party last night hoping she'd act like a propeller on my cock back at my apartment, but she bailed early so I picked up her sitter friend Beth. Man, that chick just squatted on my dick all night like she was living in a foreclosed house and wouldn't leave.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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