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D.A.N.

Shorthand for a dumb ass nigger. Frequently used by white people as a means to avoid saying the dreaded "n word" and risk being banished from society for rightfully calling out a black person for committing an incredibly stupid criminal act.
Brent: Did you hear about D.A.N. who robbed the Walgreens of $20 and 6 Swisher Sweets and was arrested on the subway?
Steve: No, but that's something D.A.N. would do.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 23, 2022
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vacuum hole

A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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bar babe bingo

A drinking game that can be played amongst a group of guys given the following conditions:

1. A guy or guys within the group is unable to recall the name of a girl who he previously hooked up with and has now spotted her at either the crowded bar or packed party they are attending,

2. No guy who plays bar babe bingo may know the name (first or last) of the girl(s)

3. Social media, i.e. facial recognition is not allowed to determine the girls name,

4. Each guy will take turns yelling random female names (Becky, Susan, Kim, Kelly, etc.) in the direction of the girl(s) in an attempt to guess the right name without soliciting the girl to come over to the group before the correct guess has been made,

5. Each incorrect guess results in the guesser consuming an alcoholic drink,

6. When the guesser is able to elicit a physical response, i.e. wave, smile, gesture, etc. from the girl(s) that indicates the correct name has been called he will shout out BINGO!!! And the members of the group will reward him by buy him a drink of his choosing.

7. If no correct guess has been made before the girl(s) see the guy(s) who they hooked up with and approach their group to make contact, then the guy(s) owes each of the fellow players a drink of their choosing.
Sean: Hey Rob, didn't you hook up with the girl over there last weekend?
Rob: Where? Oh shit! Yeah...what's her name?!? Damn, ok boys let's huddle up. Time for another round of bar babe bingo!
Mark: Kelly!?!
Tom: Lisa!?!
Henry: Tina!?! BINGO!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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Breakup Sex

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not
by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021
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Gravy funnel

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.
Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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Black Irish

The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.
Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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