To overreach and defeat oneself by seeking to do too much. By trying to go that extra mile, all the previous hard work is undone and the individual is left feeling humiliated.
This is often seen after an evening of drinking when, fuelled by dutch courage, one feels it necessary to take a gargantuan toke on the reefer. Such foolhardy bravado can rapidly lead to an alcohol-induced whitey - the most dangerous kind. In the case of chasing young ladies, males may get so desperate for some action that they uber-gag (one too many phonecall) and blow any chance they once had.
The more desperate one becomes to achieve a particular goal, the closer one gets to uber-gagging and the more likely it is to happen. Consequently, there is a point of no return, after which the uber-gag is guaranteed to occur. In situation like this, one option is to attack the uber-gag head-on, ignore the impending issues and revel in the unadulterated moment of excess. The resulting positive vibe has been known to greatly reduce the negative physchological effects of the uber-gag and is always likely to elicit a cheer from anyone in the vicinity.
This is often seen after an evening of drinking when, fuelled by dutch courage, one feels it necessary to take a gargantuan toke on the reefer. Such foolhardy bravado can rapidly lead to an alcohol-induced whitey - the most dangerous kind. In the case of chasing young ladies, males may get so desperate for some action that they uber-gag (one too many phonecall) and blow any chance they once had.
The more desperate one becomes to achieve a particular goal, the closer one gets to uber-gagging and the more likely it is to happen. Consequently, there is a point of no return, after which the uber-gag is guaranteed to occur. In situation like this, one option is to attack the uber-gag head-on, ignore the impending issues and revel in the unadulterated moment of excess. The resulting positive vibe has been known to greatly reduce the negative physchological effects of the uber-gag and is always likely to elicit a cheer from anyone in the vicinity.
In an attempt to go sub 2, the Colonel uber-gagged on his final yard visit and suffered some serious fizzback.
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Get the jakey mug.The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.
This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.
Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.
Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.
by Alastair November 12, 2003
Get the Badger-fucked mug.This is a film of sweat that breaks out simultaneously over the body. In most cases, the area of sheen is limited to the face or torso, but in extreme situations the individual can be completely covered - known as a full-body sheen. This phenomenon can occur at any time during a session, but is normally the result of a recent physical uber-gag on some form of drug - usually cannabis.
The body's natural reaction to this imbalance is to bring on a whitey, and the sheen is a key indicator that this is about to happen. Diagnosing the arrival of a sheen is a crucial element of whitey management and can provide invaluable planning time prior to a tactical chunder.
This should not be confused with Dr Clam.
The body's natural reaction to this imbalance is to bring on a whitey, and the sheen is a key indicator that this is about to happen. Diagnosing the arrival of a sheen is a crucial element of whitey management and can provide invaluable planning time prior to a tactical chunder.
This should not be confused with Dr Clam.
After two tokes on the camberwell carrot, I started to feel queasy and began to sheen up - the whitey would soon be upon me.
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