Definitions by Alan

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

duckbill by Alan April 22, 2005

loo 

a kid that has one eye lower then the other

loo loo eye low eye josh low eye

loo by alan April 21, 2005

Colon Joe 

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

Colon Joe by alan April 20, 2005

;v 

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

;v by Alan April 19, 2005

oeuvre 

A word used by literature professors to express superiority.

"Faulkner's oeuvre is characterized by interminable posturing."

Or, less self-referentially: "I had oeuvre and sausage on toast for breakfast."

oeuvre by Alan April 15, 2005

girlie porn 

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.

sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?

girlie porn by alan April 1, 2005

stoat 

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.

Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !

stoat by Alan March 20, 2005