Aintworth Reading's definitions
by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the turdaloomug. Even though Chuck had been injected accidentally with strychsix, his chances of survival were very high.
by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the strychsixmug. When typing the word 'finger' and your hands are placed incorrectly, one key to the right for every letter.
Always check spelling in your emails; no one will know that a broken middle 'gomhrt' is a broken middle finger.
by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the gomhrtmug. Originally panjazz, the word evolved into Panjas. It is the action of a drunken college student attempting to play jazz on a non stick frying pan, using nothing more than a broken beer bottle and a wooden spoon
After a rousing game of Beer pong, Jeffrey challenged Bob to a round of Panjas only to find there was no nonstick frying pan in his apartment.
by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the Panjasmug. A limerick sung to the tune "Battle Hymn of the Republic". Usually considered an extraordinary musical feat.
by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the squrdmug. by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the skuggeruxmug. Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.
by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022
Get the sturnkeymug.