by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022
Planksta is the segment of a plankton bloom most likely to devolve into beach sludge, also known as the underbelly of the plankton world.
Along the Atlantic seaboard, the increased presence of planksta has negatively affected the moral fiber of most plankton communities.
by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022
Even though Chuck had been injected accidentally with strychsix, his chances of survival were very high.
by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022
When typing the word 'finger' and your hands are placed incorrectly, one key to the right for every letter.
Always check spelling in your emails; no one will know that a broken middle 'gomhrt' is a broken middle finger.
by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022
Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.
by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022
Originally panjazz, the word evolved into Panjas. It is the action of a drunken college student attempting to play jazz on a non stick frying pan, using nothing more than a broken beer bottle and a wooden spoon
After a rousing game of Beer pong, Jeffrey challenged Bob to a round of Panjas only to find there was no nonstick frying pan in his apartment.
by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022
A limerick sung to the tune "Battle Hymn of the Republic". Usually considered an extraordinary musical feat.
by Aintworth Reading March 02, 2022