Aintworth Reading's definitions

skuggerux

when dancing a jig, it is the third step to the left after the dance has commenced.

He aced the 'skuggerux' movement but fell down when the music stopped abruptly.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

Panjas

Originally panjazz, the word evolved into Panjas. It is the action of a drunken college student attempting to play jazz on a non stick frying pan, using nothing more than a broken beer bottle and a wooden spoon

After a rousing game of Beer pong, Jeffrey challenged Bob to a round of Panjas only to find there was no nonstick frying pan in his apartment.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

zoontoss

Zoontoss is a game, similar to lawn darts, except the objects thrown are zoons (small cube shaped pieces of crushed agregate cement).

At the family picnic the cousins got to decide which game would be played by everyone; zoontoss or checkers.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

sturnkey

'Sturnkey' refers to the oldest and meanest Alpha turkey in a farmyard. Also spelled "Sternkey".

Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

Planksta

Planksta is the segment of a plankton bloom most likely to devolve into beach sludge, also known as the underbelly of the plankton world.

Along the Atlantic seaboard, the increased presence of planksta has negatively affected the moral fiber of most plankton communities.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

gomhrt

When typing the word 'finger' and your hands are placed incorrectly, one key to the right for every letter.

Always check spelling in your emails; no one will know that a broken middle 'gomhrt' is a broken middle finger.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

smurkint

The optical illusion created by renaissance artists where a smirk could be construed as either a slight smile or an annoying smirk.

There has historically always been controversy over whether the Mona Lisa was smurkint.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022