Aintworth Reading's definitions

squrd

A limerick sung to the tune "Battle Hymn of the Republic". Usually considered an extraordinary musical feat.

The crowd roared in their approval of the bands squrd.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

strychsix

part of the strychnine family of poisonous drugs but much less toxic than strychnine

Even though Chuck had been injected accidentally with strychsix, his chances of survival were very high.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

turdaloo

A trail of diarrhea highlighting the path to the lavatory in marginal eating establishments.

After seeing the turdaloo, Sally decided against ordering the shucked raw oysters.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

smurkint

The optical illusion created by renaissance artists where a smirk could be construed as either a slight smile or an annoying smirk.

There has historically always been controversy over whether the Mona Lisa was smurkint.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

gomhrt

When typing the word 'finger' and your hands are placed incorrectly, one key to the right for every letter.

Always check spelling in your emails; no one will know that a broken middle 'gomhrt' is a broken middle finger.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

Planksta

Planksta is the segment of a plankton bloom most likely to devolve into beach sludge, also known as the underbelly of the plankton world.

Along the Atlantic seaboard, the increased presence of planksta has negatively affected the moral fiber of most plankton communities.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

sturnkey

'Sturnkey' refers to the oldest and meanest Alpha turkey in a farmyard. Also spelled "Sternkey".

Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022