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An entree or meal containing products from three or more different animals.

Dan ended up eating a farmyard when he added two of Suzy's chicken nuggets to his bacon cheeseburger.

"I ordered chicken curry at that cheap Chinese place, but I think that they gave me a farmyard curry."

The vegetarian gagged as he watched his friends stuff their faces with a farmyard.

My grandma serves up a farmyard every year for Thanksgiving dinner.

farmyard by whyshoulditelu September 1, 2011

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Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

Farmyard Tennis by MikeRecupido January 8, 2022

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Farmyard Threesome

A threesome with two hideous pig-like girls.

Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!"
Guy 2: "Even if I just play my cards I'll get a threesome, the fucking pigs"
Guy 1: "Farmyard threesome!"

Farmyard Threesome by Mr Fox123 February 21, 2013

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Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

Farmyard Shanking by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

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Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

Farmyard convention by Rhiblue July 16, 2018

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farmyard fart

A fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure.

Jill: A cow has just shit nearby...
Nick: no, thats Judy, She's always at the farmyard farts
Jill: Judy needs to wash her butt out with soap and water
Nick: Ain't that true.

farmyard fart by nick packer October 10, 2007

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Cuban Farmyard

The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.

I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard

Cuban Farmyard by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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