titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.
Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.
by Adam August 01, 2005
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Little Timmy

As Patrck was using his Little Timmy His mom walked in and busted him
by Adam November 28, 2004
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Tyranosouras Sexless

"Travis will never get laid, he's a Tyranosouras Sexless"
by Adam January 03, 2005
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House Page

A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor.
by Adam February 19, 2005
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suck face

He likes to suck face with his lady friends
by Adam August 10, 2004
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Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.
by adam April 21, 2005
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big hitter

The Man., One who is a straight up "playa- playa". One who cannot be touched. One who laughs inside at those who are unequal in the intellectual thought process. One who has a fat knot of cash in his pocket, or a fat accounts receivable with an extremely low day sales outstanding. One who can snap his fingers and have the world at his feet. One who can wine, dine, and 69. One who makes music that sounds like money. One who always have a big ole' stash of the best headies.
Damn, Adam is really a big hitter.
by Adam November 18, 2004
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