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Honkers

fabric tearing tiddies, huge gigantic boobies, voluptuous female appendages,
Person 1: bro what would you do if I had honkers 😈
Person 2: nigga what? 📸
(don't ask people this)
by Ace April 24, 2022
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bri'janae

A French girl that sucks everybody dicks and well do a little extra for some change.
Who is that?
That's bri'Janae let's go get our dick sucked.
by Ace June 11, 2014
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace July 30, 2008
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tech 9

the 2nd most powerful machine gun after the ak 47. Used if and only if you need to kill everymother fucker in the room
Heat, pulp fiction, jackei brown, taxi driver
by Ace May 13, 2005
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chillin with the pud

In intake of the illigal substance, marijuanna.
"Hey dude, wanna chill with the pud tonight?"
by ace May 13, 2005
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Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005
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