tech 9

the 2nd most powerful machine gun after the ak 47. Used if and only if you need to kill everymother fucker in the room
Heat, pulp fiction, jackei brown, taxi driver
by Ace May 13, 2005
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stonar

The ability or sense of being able to spot stoners. Like the word gaydar.
This new cop's got stonar...
by Ace May 07, 2004
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no biggie

Jamal: yo demitrius, i ate all of your fried chickin

Demitrius: no biggie jamal
by ace May 24, 2004
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Tird Burgerler

a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece
you
by ace September 11, 2003
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slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13
my little sister is big slampiglet
by Ace April 13, 2004
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Yeed

The pilgrims and indians traded expressions with wine, whiskey and a piece pipe.
noun: to be drunk, high, lifted, cocked, gassed, pissed, blazed, rocked, stuck, mangled, stoned, hammered, chink eyed, crushed, blasted, junk, banged-up, intoxicated, innebriated, or luggage.
I drank a 40, took a bong hit and smoked an L on the way to work today. How yeed? So YEED!
by Ace January 06, 2005
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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.
I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.
by ace April 22, 2004
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