MOSS

TO:Chill,Relax,Pause,Hold on,Stop,Remain in position.
yo man moss on that double cheseburger!
by Rick pickering April 03, 2008
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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.
I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.
by ace April 22, 2004
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A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.
by Dnoz August 20, 2008
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Mossed

When a wide receiver leaps up and reaches over the body of the defender to catch the ball during a footb
All game... The equivalent of getting posterized in basketball... Named forHall of Fame receiver Randy Moss
Richard Sherman, YOU... JUST... GOT... MOSSED!
by Definitely Someone August 05, 2018
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to make a terrific catch in football,usually jumping/leaping is involved, as if randy moss was the reciever
"Yo son, i just mossed you"
future tense: yo son, im gon moss you, check out dis catch ima bout to make"
by LZA February 26, 2005
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moss

a lonely non binary scrolling through urban dictionary
non binary peeps scrolling though urban dictionary after naming themselves
nobody:
non-binaries: i think my name should be moss
by donaldtrumpssaggyneck November 19, 2020
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Mossed

The act of jumping and catching a football over a defender.
I mossed that cornerback, just Like Randy!
by MenOfScience September 22, 2018
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