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Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.
by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
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Get the Oral Office mug.#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
Get the 37 mug.A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
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Get the mental health club mug.1) Female organs that are:
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
Okay if small
O O
Better if they protrude
(.)(.)
Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)
Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
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An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
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