Definitions by AbnormalBoy

Indian summer

Warm spell in autumn.

"Indian" meant "false" by racist colonialists.

See Indian giver.

Thanks to the Indian summer, I'll be playing softball with my family on Thanksgiving.

Indian summer by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

Tinkie Winkie 

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.

Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!

Tinkie Winkie by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

pro-choice vegetarian 

Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.

"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."

pro-choice vegetarian by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.

"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."

dude ranch by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

chemtrail 

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

chemtrail by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

dispro 

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.

Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.

dispro by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004

dyscourse 

Discourse with more miscommunication than communication.

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.

dyscourse by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004