by AbnormalBoy May 25, 2004
One of the most brilliant young minds in America.
Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.
Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.
by AbnormalBoy November 02, 2004
The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.
Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.
Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.
Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.
Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
by AbnormalBoy May 18, 2004
Derived from bible thumper
An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
Compassionate conservative? No, I'm a laissez-faire liberal.
by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004
Pseudo: fake, false
Cyber: computers or robotics
Simian: monkeys
Symbiosis: mutual
The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.
Cyber: computers or robotics
Simian: monkeys
Symbiosis: mutual
The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.
At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.
by AbnormalBoy February 22, 2005
Someone with strong opinions (especially political) but lacks the eloquence to express them. He makes his stance known only by agreeing with an eloquent speaker with the same opinions.
Teacher: Class, what do you think?
Robert: The problem is with the tax
accountant lobbyists who demand ever more complicated tax codes to give themselves job security and tax payers headaches.
Herbert: Yeah! What he said.
Teacher: Herbert, you are such a dittohead!
Robert: The problem is with the tax
accountant lobbyists who demand ever more complicated tax codes to give themselves job security and tax payers headaches.
Herbert: Yeah! What he said.
Teacher: Herbert, you are such a dittohead!
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004