AbnormalBoy's definitions

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.

Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

retroblivious

Being unaware that ones fashion sense is out of style. A harsh word for someone who is retroblivious is a retro retard.

"That dude is still wearing Levi jeans? I guess he's retroblivious.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

repitition

Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit

DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.

by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004

phenom

Short for "phenomenal". A child prodigy of athletics.

The fifteen year old pitching phenom has Major League Baseball scouts following his every move.

by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004

chemtrail

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004