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gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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soccer

Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
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ersatz

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
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boobies

1) Female organs that are:

Okay if small
O O

Better if they protrude
(.)(.)

Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)

Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)


2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
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mental health club

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.
by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004
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