astronomer

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.
by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004
mugGet the astronomermug.

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.
I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.
by AbnormalBoy January 07, 2007
mugGet the molest a brainchildmug.

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.
"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
mugGet the xlr8mug.

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.
"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."
by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004
mugGet the seven-year bitchmug.

ersatz

by AbnormalBoy May 07, 2004
mugGet the ersatzmug.

dispro

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.
Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.
by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004
mugGet the dispromug.

Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
mugGet the Slick Williemug.