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retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.
"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
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indian giver

Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.

Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!

Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...

*Door slams*
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004
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el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.
"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
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dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.
Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005
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knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.
Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
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