87 definitions by AbnormalBoy

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.
"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"
by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004
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1) One more than 136.
2) ROUNDED OFF inverse of the fine structure constant (0.007297351 +/- 0.000000006), which is a product of two physical constants and measures the strength with which subatomic particles interact with one another and with light. Appreciated by physicists but not physicians.
The room number for the lounge in the Physics department is 137, in honor of the fine structure constant.
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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Being an inferior substitute or alternative.
The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".
by AbnormalBoy May 07, 2004
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Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.
"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"
by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
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Outdated version of the BASIC programming language which came packaged with Windows version 3.1.

The language provided an easy way to create graphics, though limited to 4-bit colors and 640 by 480 resolution.

Although the "Q" stood for "quick" the only thing quick thing about QBASIC was the time to program. The language was interpreted, rather than compiled, severely retarding program execution speed.

The language is still adequate for novice programmers. However, learners who master the basics of QBASICS should graduate to Visual Basic, a much more flexible and faster language that inherited much of QBASIC's syntax.
"I've learned to program graphics with QBASIC but, finding the language too limited, made the easy transition to Visual Basic."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.

The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.
Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.

Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.
by AbnormalBoy October 13, 2004
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Someone who does it all night.
Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.
by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004
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