Definitions by AbnormalBoy
Sisterstatistics
Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
Sisterstatistics by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
dot communist
"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"
dot communist by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
holocaust
holocaust by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
dink
A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
dink by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
wild thing
wild thing by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
sovereignty
Should mean "Independence and self-government" not just "government" because that meaning is already taken.
Ron: We will transfer sovereignty to the Iraqi people.
Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?
Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?
sovereignty by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
indian giver
Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.
Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!
Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...
*Door slams*
Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...
*Door slams*
indian giver by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004