AbnormalBoy's definitions

mental health club

Politically correct term for insane asylum.

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.

by AbnormalBoy April 26, 2004

double entendre

A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.

Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.

Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".

Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!

(Number Two falls into a firy pit)

Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

retroblivious

Being unaware that ones fashion sense is out of style. A harsh word for someone who is retroblivious is a retro retard.

"That dude is still wearing Levi jeans? I guess he's retroblivious.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

repitition

Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit

DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.

by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004

cherry picker

1) Person who choses easy tasks over challenging ones.

2) Man who seduces young virgins.

1) "You chose to update the booklets rather than take on the big Hong Kong project? You are such a cherry picker!"

2) "You're dating another Freshman English major? You are such a cherry picker!"

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

chemtrail

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

phenom

Short for "phenomenal". A child prodigy of athletics.

The fifteen year old pitching phenom has Major League Baseball scouts following his every move.

by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004