AbnormalBoy's definitions

wingdings

A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).

Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!

by AbnormalBoy October 1, 2004

poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.

"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"

by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.

Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

'brid

Hybrid vehicle. 'Brids will become more attractive after gas prices reach $4.00 per gallon.

"You got a 'brid? Dude, that's very cool and environmentally responsible."

by AbnormalBoy December 31, 2004

welfare queen

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.

1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!

by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

shit-eating grin

A smile indicating a joyous secret.

"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004