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wild thing

"Wild thing, you move me!"
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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indian giver

Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.

Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!

Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...

*Door slams*
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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Indian summer

Warm spell in autumn.

"Indian" meant "false" by racist colonialists.

See Indian giver.
Thanks to the Indian summer, I'll be playing softball with my family on Thanksgiving.
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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pro-choice vegetarian

Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.
"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.
"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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chemtrail

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.
Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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