AbnormalBoy's definitions

404

Nothingness in place of desired information.

Antonym: 411

Father: Son, where are you going?

Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.

Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?

Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

(door slams)

by AbnormalBoy May 30, 2005

wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.

Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

dyscourse

Discourse with more miscommunication than communication.

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.

by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004

The Last Word

I have TLW now!

Eat Me!!!!

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

pocha

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.

When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.

Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004