poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.
"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"
by AbnormalBoy April 02, 2004
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dot communist

Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.
"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"
by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
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autodefenestration

The act of throwing oneself out a window.

From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.
by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004
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welfare queen

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
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dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.
Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005
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flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".
"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
by AbnormalBoy March 31, 2004
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Blair Witch Project

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If
"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
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