Door charge

The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.
John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?

Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
by AYYFRON July 27, 2010
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fuck product

n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.
During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.

On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.

The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.

Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
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sympathy cold

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.
Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.
by AYYFRON April 01, 2011
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flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 05, 2010
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Post-coital depression

The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.

After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.

News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
by AYYFRON October 19, 2009
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Neocortex Smile

When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.
When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.

"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
by AYYFRON January 26, 2011
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thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.
Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
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