AYYFRON's definitions

exfornicate

to cut someone off from the benefits of sexual intercourse (a combination of excommunicate and fornicate)

Dede decided, one more slight about her housekeeping skills and she would exfornicate her husband

by AYYFRON May 8, 2011

shoilette

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.

Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.

by ayyfron September 1, 2011

Pull slide

To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.

Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.

Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.

by AYYFRON August 12, 2010

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

consultish

A gibberish language spoken by management consultants

Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.

Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?

Consultant: Consultish

by AYYFRON March 10, 2011

beauty gap

A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple

Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?

Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.

Person 1: Why do you say that?

Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.

Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.

by ayyfron March 13, 2012

name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

by AYYFRON April 24, 2011