beauty gap

A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?

Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.

Person 1: Why do you say that?

Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.

Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
by ayyfron March 13, 2012
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cauwl

Give me a cauwl tomorrow and we'll tauwk.
by AYYFRON February 23, 2011
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Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 01, 2010
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flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 05, 2010
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Grumpy bomb

Dropping explosive negativity on an otherwise neutral or positive conversation.
We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.
by AYYFRON January 17, 2011
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thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.
Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
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STTT

Shit throwing temper tantrum, which can be had by small children and adults alike.

Also known as an S triple-T an ST cubed.
Larry, pissed at his job, his wife and his life, would erupt into an STTT over the smallest provocation.
by AYYFRON December 03, 2009
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