king's definitions

shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

by king February 17, 2004

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

spading

The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).

I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!

by King August 18, 2003

shouse

the mix of two words shit and house

that movie was shouse

by KING February 17, 2003

Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

by King February 10, 2003

paint brush

in referance to paint the walls, your paint brush is your penis

after a few hours of painting my brush was getting a little worn out

by king April 24, 2004

dark horse

Not the main favored candidate. Someone somewhat unkown who exceeds expectations of all others in an event. This saying is said to go back to the Victorian politician Benjamin Disraeli who, apart from finding time to regularly become Prime Minister, also found time to write a novel called "The Young Duke". In the book there is a description of a horse race in which the two favourites cannot make the running. In the meanwhile "a dark horse...rushed past the grandstand in a sweeping triumph".

Georgia Tech was a dark horse in the 2004 NCA basketball tournament.

by King May 6, 2005