king's definitions

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

grinder

A chick that likes grinding her pussy against you.

She ground her meat curtains against my leg, getting it all wet! What a grinder!

by King May 15, 2003

gillion

a type of number with 100 zeros

i walke to the milbar and bought a gillion icypoles

by king November 7, 2003

cheerleader

someone that is usually hot. best seen in the lesbian form. but otherwise noted as a prep. mostly stuck up but is a good sight to look at.

betty is a cheerleader. she likes muff but she is a bitch.

by king April 23, 2003

dobinstoffers

muthafuckas whop fuck it up the asshole
and ija ja pankja!

ehehehehehehehe

spandex!
spandex
i love SPANDEWX!

i got a big heepin bowl of spandex-os the nutritional breakfast cereal manufactured by dobinstoffers in nazi work camps

by King February 2, 2004

paint palate

in referance to paint the walls the palate is a chicks pussy in which you dip the brush(penis) into

after hours of painting my brush needed some more paint when a palate came along i was ready to go for longer

by king April 24, 2004

2 Teet'

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

by King February 3, 2005