king's definitions

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

by king February 17, 2004

dueleo

Dueleo, the messed up twisted version of Yu-Gi-Oh that is played only be Frank Gil and Aaron Griffin of Bellport NY.

Dueleo! It's time to fued!

by king December 3, 2003

White bitch

1)Woman of caucasian extraction who thinks she is more atractive than she is.
2)white woman with unwarranted confidence.

Did you see that ugly white bitch wlaking down the street?

by king September 29, 2004

paint palate

in referance to paint the walls the palate is a chicks pussy in which you dip the brush(penis) into

after hours of painting my brush needed some more paint when a palate came along i was ready to go for longer

by king April 24, 2004

2 Teet'

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

by King February 3, 2005