king's definitions

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

spading

The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).

I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!

by King August 18, 2003

shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

by king February 17, 2004

grinder

A chick that likes grinding her pussy against you.

She ground her meat curtains against my leg, getting it all wet! What a grinder!

by King May 15, 2003

ning

a mix of to words nipple and ring
"ning"

give us a look at your ning

by king February 18, 2003

opal

a guy who gets a tail put on his ankle for his girlfriend usually boyfriend or imaginary freind

jim got a opal for sarah's birthday now she can fuk his foot

by king April 25, 2003

Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

by King February 10, 2003